invinoveritas's posterous http://invinoveritas.posterous.com Most recent posts at invinoveritas's posterous posterous.com Thu, 11 Nov 2010 13:27:44 -0800 Cutting Edge Art... http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/cutting-edge-art http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/cutting-edge-art Art on the cutting edge...




 

Image 0image 1image 2image 3image 4image 5image 6image 7image 8image 9image 10image 11image 12image
See the full gallery on Posterous

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/588970/francesca2.jpg http://posterous.com/users/KB3C04ZoMV Francesca invinoveritas Francesca Thu, 19 Aug 2010 11:19:00 -0700 WHY TEACHERS DRINK ... http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/why-teachers-drink http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/why-teachers-drink
Might be some repeats here from a previous post but worth a look!

1a0ef98
 

1a0efa8
 

 
1a0efb7
 
 
 
  
   
   
    
 
1a0efc7
 

 
1a0efd7
 
 
1a0efe6
 

 
 
 
 
 

 

1a0eff6
 
 
1a0f005
 
 
1a0f015
 
 
1a0f025
 
 
1a0f034
 
 

 
1a0f044
 
 
1a0f054
 
 
1a0f063
 
 
1a0f073
 
 

 
1a0f082
 
 
1a0f092
 
 
1a0f0a2
 
 
1a0f0b1
 
 
1a0f0c1
 
 
1a0f0d1
 
 
1a0f0e0
 
 

 
1a0f0f0
 
 
1a0f0ff
 
 
 
 
1a0f10f
 

 

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/588970/francesca2.jpg http://posterous.com/users/KB3C04ZoMV Francesca invinoveritas Francesca Sat, 19 Jun 2010 09:17:00 -0700 Now you can have your cake and eat it too... http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/now-you-can-have-your-cake-and-eat-it-too http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/now-you-can-have-your-cake-and-eat-it-too
 Another form of Art...


__

Unknownname 0unknownname 1unknownname 2unknownname 3unknownname 4unknownname 5unknownname 6unknownname 7unknownname 8unknownname 9unknownname 10unknownname 11unknownname 12unknownname 13unknownname 14unknownname 15unknownname 16unknownname 17unknownname 18unknownname 19unknownname 20unknownname 21unknownname 22unknownname 23unknownname 24unknownname 25unknownname 26unknownname 27unknownname 28unknownname 29unknownname 30unknownname
See the full gallery on Posterous

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/588970/francesca2.jpg http://posterous.com/users/KB3C04ZoMV Francesca invinoveritas Francesca Sat, 10 Apr 2010 17:51:00 -0700 Imagine... http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/imagine-535 http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/imagine-535

"No we are not weeds. We are organic flowers and greens. Am I not worthy of being loved just as is a rose? Perhaps you are fighting reason to see I am as beautiful as are yellow wild field chrysanthemums? Did you know as an added bonus many in the know make my greens into a delicate salad? Yes some people even buy them at the supermarket! You haven't heard about the healthful benefits of bitter greens? All this beauty and bounty is free you silly little humans to enjoy yet you kills us with pesticides and make us look vile. Pity indeed! Yet after all this we come back again each Spring with hope of being loved again. Won't you love us too?"

I wrote above words remembering as a child how I would see what was considered a "weed" as a flower. I have learned so so much through the clear minds of children. Their imaginations, while to many may seem fantastic, appear pure and genuine to me.

I see no beauty in an plastic manufactured gadget as I see in my miniature bouquets of flowers.
I hope you will join me in opening up your world to the joys of simplicity.

Dscn1485 Dscn1487 Dscn1488 Dscn1489
See the full gallery on Posterous

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/588970/francesca2.jpg http://posterous.com/users/KB3C04ZoMV Francesca invinoveritas Francesca Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:49:00 -0800 Why I Love New York http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/why-i-love-new-york-0 http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/why-i-love-new-york-0
If you deal w/ New York parking you will get this. Priceless collection of windshield notes received in an e-mail forward. My hometown....no place like it.

Well, the first note is on a Perth, Australia Budget reservations paper so not sure if it's a NY thing but funny as hell anyway.

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/588970/francesca2.jpg http://posterous.com/users/KB3C04ZoMV Francesca invinoveritas Francesca Sat, 23 Jan 2010 15:44:42 -0800 Creative Test Answers http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/creative-test-answers http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/creative-test-answers
 

No matter how far our exams are 'dumbed' down, it seems it's not far enough for today's pupils.

But rather than admit defeat in the face of tricky questions, some decide to take a more creative approach to their answers.


Att00001

 
Att00002

 
Att00003

 
Att00004

 
Att00005

 
Att00006

 
Att00007

 
Att00008

 
Att00009

 
Att00010

 
Att00011

 
Att00012

 
Att00013

 
Att00014

 
Att00015

 
Att00016

 
Att00017

 
Att00018

 
Att00019

 
Att00020

 
Att00021

 
Att00022

 
Att00023

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/588970/francesca2.jpg http://posterous.com/users/KB3C04ZoMV Francesca invinoveritas Francesca Sat, 26 Dec 2009 23:07:00 -0800 Be grateful... http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/be-grateful-3 http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/be-grateful-3

Be patient navigating the whole site. Think about it. Be grateful.

http://theplaceswelive.com/

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/588970/francesca2.jpg http://posterous.com/users/KB3C04ZoMV Francesca invinoveritas Francesca Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:27:59 -0800 Faith, the inspirational dog turns 7 this Christmas. http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/faith-the-inspirational-dog-turns-7-this-chri http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/faith-the-inspirational-dog-turns-7-this-chri Faith, the dog who inspires with two legs, turns 7 this Christmas:

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/588970/francesca2.jpg http://posterous.com/users/KB3C04ZoMV Francesca invinoveritas Francesca Sat, 19 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0800 Dogs decorate Christmas tree http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/fw-christmas-video http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/fw-christmas-video

Dogs rockin' around the Christmas tree...

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/588970/francesca2.jpg http://posterous.com/users/KB3C04ZoMV Francesca invinoveritas Francesca Sat, 19 Dec 2009 15:19:00 -0800 *Wal-Martians* http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/wal-martians http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/wal-martians

Finally received some photographic evidence to back up my wild claims that Wal-Martians really do exist amongst us.




Image001


Image002


Image003


Image004


Image006


Image007


Image008


Image009


Image010


Image011


Image012


Image013


Image014


Image015


Image016


Image017


Image018

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/588970/francesca2.jpg http://posterous.com/users/KB3C04ZoMV Francesca invinoveritas Francesca Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:03:27 -0800 One upping the neighbors with Christmas decor http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/one-upping-the-neighbors-with-christmas-decor http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/one-upping-the-neighbors-with-christmas-decor Make sure to read story below...



 

Image001


Fantastic!!  Greg sends along this DIY - FYI:

"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take my fake man down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down. 

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. 

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was only one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

 

 

 


 


Permalink | Leave a comment  »

]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/588970/francesca2.jpg http://posterous.com/users/KB3C04ZoMV Francesca invinoveritas Francesca Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:17:57 -0800 Three Mischievous Grandmas http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/three-mischievous-grandmas http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/three-mischievous-grandmas
Image001111

Three mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. 
  
One of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.' 

The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.

Image002222

One of the old  Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.' 

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers. 

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, 'You're 87 years old!' 
 
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How in the world did you guess?' 

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison - - 
  
'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/588970/francesca2.jpg http://posterous.com/users/KB3C04ZoMV Francesca invinoveritas Francesca Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:52:00 -0800 Dementia - short and sweet... http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/dementia-short-and-sweet http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/dementia-short-and-sweet
 
  
Att00001

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/588970/francesca2.jpg http://posterous.com/users/KB3C04ZoMV Francesca invinoveritas Francesca Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:32:00 -0800 If Indians had given Pilgrims a donkey... Happy Thanksgiving http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/if-indians-had-given-pilgrims-a-donkey-happy http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/if-indians-had-given-pilgrims-a-donkey-happy
Another email forward funny from NY'er via CA


Just think..........
If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey, we would all be having  a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!!..
Image002
..
Image003

 

 

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/588970/francesca2.jpg http://posterous.com/users/KB3C04ZoMV Francesca invinoveritas Francesca Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:28:37 -0800 The O'Malley Twins http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/the-omalley-twins http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/the-omalley-twins
Thanks to @sandnsurf


A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the reply.

The first man then asks: Where are you from?

I'm from Ireland, replies the second man.

The first man responds: You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland.

Of Course, replies the second man.


Curious, the first man then asks:"Where in Ireland are you from?

Dublin, comes the reply.

I can't believe it, says the first man."I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin.

Of course, replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: What school did you go to?

Saint Mary's, replies the second man. I graduated in 62.

This is unbelievable! the first man says. I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. What's been going on? he asks the bartender.

Nothing much, replies the bartender. The O'Malley twins are drunk again.

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/588970/francesca2.jpg http://posterous.com/users/KB3C04ZoMV Francesca invinoveritas Francesca Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:15:00 -0800 Evolution of Man and Woman http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/evolution-of-man-and-woman-0 http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/evolution-of-man-and-woman-0

Oh come on now... at least he offered her a banana.

http://bit.ly/7JcHH9

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/588970/francesca2.jpg http://posterous.com/users/KB3C04ZoMV Francesca invinoveritas Francesca Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:15:24 -0800 Going Rouge? http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/going-rouge-3 http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/going-rouge-3 Bullwinkle's #1 Enemy, Sarah Palin, named her book Going Rogue: An American Life.  Perhaps she mistook rouge for rogue.  Only in America kids...


Is it ummmm...


Rogue

or

Rouge

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/588970/francesca2.jpg http://posterous.com/users/KB3C04ZoMV Francesca invinoveritas Francesca Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:44:20 -0800 Verizon Chat Agent and wannabe customer... http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/verizon-chat-agent-and-wannabe-customer http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/verizon-chat-agent-and-wannabe-customer From New York with love ....
"From a friend---you couldn't make this stuff up if you tried...LOL"
"you're gonna love the stupidity in this one."

We are routing you to a chat representative. Thank you for contacting Verizon. Your average wait time is 54 seconds.

You are now chatting with 'Tedd'

you: is fios available in my building xxxxx  xxxxx St, washington DC 20005

Tedd: Hello.  Thank you for visiting our Verizon chat service. How can I help you set up your new service and save with a Verizon bundle?

Tedd: After you check the availability and if service is available, you will be presented with the packages, prices and speeds that your telephone number is eligible for.

you: see my question above

Tedd: Have you checked the availability for Verizon  Services at your location?

you: it does not mention fios, can't you answer the question?

Tedd: I do not have the access to check the availability as I am just a chat agent.

you: then you can't help me. what is the point of a chat agent that says 'how can i help you'?

Tedd: I understand your concern, however my role is to help the customers with setting up new services and helping them with questions related to new services. . I suggest that you call your Local Verizon Business Office to get a temporary PIN number, which is required for you to make your online account.

you: why would i want an online acct to check for service availability? It is a simple question relating to new services?

Tedd: I meant to say That I am here to guide you through the order process and provide you with links and numbers  I do not have access to the account.

you: i don't have an account, this is a service availability question


Permalink | Leave a comment  »

]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/588970/francesca2.jpg http://posterous.com/users/KB3C04ZoMV Francesca invinoveritas Francesca Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:01:00 -0700 The Importance of Strategic Planning http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/the-importance-of-strategic-planning http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/the-importance-of-strategic-planning



One night four college students were partying until late and did not study for a test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning, they thought of a plan.

They made themselves look as dirty as possible, with grease and dirt.

They then went to the teacher and said that they had gone to a wedding last night and on their return, a tire burst on their car and they had to push the car all the way back home and that they were in no condition to do the test.

The teacher kindly allowed them to do a re-test after 3 days.

They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.

On the third day, they went for their test.

The teacher said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days...
 

 


The test consisted of 1 single question, worth a total of 100 Marks........
 

 Q. 1. Which tire?

       a) Front Left           b) Front Right
       c) Back Left            d) Back Right

 

 


Permalink | Leave a comment  »

]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/588970/francesca2.jpg http://posterous.com/users/KB3C04ZoMV Francesca invinoveritas Francesca Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:15:15 -0700 I bet he won't do that again http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/i-bet-he-wont-do-that-again http://invinoveritas.posterous.com/i-bet-he-wont-do-that-again
I bet he won't do that again.wmv Watch on Posterous

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/588970/francesca2.jpg http://posterous.com/users/KB3C04ZoMV Francesca invinoveritas Francesca