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Three Mischievous Grandmas


Three mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. 
  
One of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.' 

The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.


One of the old  Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.' 

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers. 

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, 'You're 87 years old!' 
 
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How in the world did you guess?' 

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison - - 
  
'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'

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If Indians had given Pilgrims a donkey... Happy Thanksgiving

Another email forward funny from NY'er via CA


Just think..........
If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey, we would all be having  a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!!..
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The O'Malley Twins

Thanks to @sandnsurf


A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the reply.

The first man then asks: Where are you from?

I'm from Ireland, replies the second man.

The first man responds: You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland.

Of Course, replies the second man.


Curious, the first man then asks:"Where in Ireland are you from?

Dublin, comes the reply.

I can't believe it, says the first man."I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin.

Of course, replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: What school did you go to?

Saint Mary's, replies the second man. I graduated in 62.

This is unbelievable! the first man says. I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. What's been going on? he asks the bartender.

Nothing much, replies the bartender. The O'Malley twins are drunk again.

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